The Simple Life of Delee Cox: Kids are Funny

Monday, March 12, 2012

Kids are Funny

Jaxson- "I like hotness."

Ehlana- "Mom don't touch me right now I am pretend electric."

Riding in the car Ehlana asks, "Who is singing?"

I said, "Josh Groban."

Jaxson asks, "What state does he live in?"

Ehlana says, "He sounds like Heavenly Father!"

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Tyrell Berner said...: I read this when you first posted it but I just can't get over Ehlana's pretend electric! Hilarious!; March 18, 2012 at 7:19 PM

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Kids Funny Phrases

Jaxson was wearing Ehlana's Snow White dress and Steve said,"Hello pretty Princess."
Jaxson was irritated and responded, "I'm not a Princess. I'm Spider Man!"

Ehlana put an envelope in her underwear and said, "Look! I have a package!"

Jaxson: "I am glad I am going to be a Daddy and not a Mommy because I don't want to go to the Doctor and get the pokes (shots) and then lay a baby."

I was explaining the story of Daniel and the Lion's Den and I asked the kids what they think happened when Daniel was put into the den. Ehlana said, "I turned into super hero, a pink one, and I got him out of there!"

Jaxson: "Mom, if you were my size then I could marry you."

Ehlana was watching a tv show about fairies and she excitedly said, "I love the purple fairy! And the pink one! I WANT TO BE A MERMAID!"

Jaxson: "First you go to college, then you fall in love, then you go on like 10 dates, then you get married and you have to kiss on the lips. That's gross. I don't want to see that."

The Simple Life of Delee Cox

Monday, March 12, 2012

Kids are Funny

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